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• A girl with psychic powers, She said "T-Bone, what's your sign?
  I blinked and answered "Neon" - I thought I'd blow her mind. -- Tom "T-Bone" Stanku...
• A gal I know was in a bar, and was approached by a guy who asked, "What's your sign?
  Her immediate response: "Neon....
• I blinked, therefore I ran.
• Haven't you ever known what it is like to be at peace with your Maker?
  asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl....
• So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
  I asked. He blinked at me as if I were stupid. Well what do you think you do?...
• A man meets a girl at a party and asks her if she fancies a quick 68.
  "A 68 ?" asks the girl, "What's one of those then?...
• The other day someone asked me what I thought about the JFK assassination.
  I replied "There was a coverup. It worked."......
• Once, during a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage, the judge asked, "Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?
  She answered, "On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it....
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...