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• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• She looks so good, she makes a dead man come. -- Tom Wai
• Take this girl away! She's got paternity suit written all over her! -- Uncle Duke (in Doonesbury)
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• She meant absolutely nothing to me. Realizing, suddenly, after so many years, that whatever happens I shall never see her again, I nearly collapsed.
  We understand what death is only by suddenly remembering the face of someone who has been a matter of indifference to us....
• She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a gun.
• Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
• Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
• Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!