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Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin. -- Anatole France
Religion is a crutch, but that's okay... humanity is a cripple.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -- Napoleo
Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr.
Rippingille. -- John Hunt, British editor, scholar and art critic Cerf/Navasky...
Remember -- only 10% of anything can be in the top 10%.
Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts.
-- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59...
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. -- Jim Samuel
Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't have an established user base.

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