Remember, God Could Only Create The World In 6 Days Because He Didn't Have An Established User Base.

Remember, God Could Only Create The World In 6 Days Because He Didn't Have An Established User Base.

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Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
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God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to make it upward compatible.
God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
God did not create the world in 7 days; He screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and then pulled an all-nighter.
The only reason God built the world in seven days is that he didn't have legacy systems.
God didn't create the world in seven days--He goofed off for six, then pulled an all-nighter.
God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil.
They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?...
God invented mothers because he couldn't be every where at once, And God invented guilt because mothers could not be every where at once.