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• My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights? -- MadameX
• My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX
• There is more excitement in one hour on a soap opera than there is in a whole life of living.
• Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
  Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• It is difficult to feel sorry for yourself after you watch a soap opera.
• TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
• Lisa: Gee, is it always this good? Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
  I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boat house....
• My whole life is a movie--it's just that there are no dissolves.
  I have to live every agonizing moment of it--my life needs editing....
• QOTD: "My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.