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• My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.
• QOTD: "I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza.
  I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her....
• If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman. -- Michele
• Impeach the President! (And her husband, too.)
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
• I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her.
  -- Hoyt Axton in a marvelous Pizza Hut commercial...
• The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• A woman will sometimes devote all her life to the development of one husband who can't cook and will.
• A woman can never be too rich or too thin.