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Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes.
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real programs don't eat cache.
Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
Real wealth can only increase. -- R. Buckminster Fulle
Real World, The n.: 1. In programming, those institutions at which programming may be used in the same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG, IBM, etc.
2. To programmers, the location of non-programmers a...
Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin William
Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.

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