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Optimist, N: A Bagpiper With A Beeper.
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optimist, n:
A bagpiper with a beeper.
Related:
Murphy was an optimist.
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
George Orwell was an optimist.
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Park Overall is an optimist.
Pessimist: An optimist with experience...
