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One seldom sees a monument to a committee.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. -- Oscar Wilde
ONE SIZE FITS ALL: Doesn't fit anyone.
One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash
ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse.
Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down....
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that sometimes you must work under adverse conditions.
.. like a state of sheer terror. -- W.K. Hartma...
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrig...

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