ONE SIZE FITS ALL: Doesn't Fit Anyone.
ONE SIZE FITS ALL:
Doesn't fit anyone.
Glaser's Law: If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
If it says, "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone. -- Glaser's Law
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
One size fits all." Just who is this "all" person anyway, and why is he wearing my clothes?
If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you start dreaming in Tetris and trying to rearrange the furniture so it all fits neatly against one wall.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.