One Time The Police Stopped Me For Speeding. They Said, "Don't You Know The Speed Limit Is Fifty-five Miles An Hour?

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One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the
speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?" I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't
going to be out that long."
-- Steven Wright