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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
Beware of attack cat.
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of bathrooms with towels reading His, Hers, and Its.
Beware of Bigfoot!
Beware of bogus parmbytes.
Beware of bow-hunters, You might get the SHAFT!
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- Donald Knuth
Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations.
Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
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