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Beware of malapropisms. They are a communist submersive plot.
Beware of men on airplanes.
Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.
-- Nora Ephro...
Beware of Modem Addiction! It's contagious!
Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.
Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers. -- Chip Salzenberg
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard Brandwei
Beware of Quantum Ducks, Quark! Quark! -- Seen near the Stanford Linear Accelerato
Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
Beware of short waiters.
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