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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of a day during which you don't have something to complain about. -- Kranske's Law
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
-- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862), Walden (1854)...
Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil. -- Lazarus Long
Beware of an envelope that ticks.
Beware of an executive with a clean desk.
Beware of any endeavor requiring new clothes -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
Beware of a short dark haired man wearing a loud tie.
Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
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