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• HERS, pron. His. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.
  If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's....
• It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.
  If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's....
• The drink of Warriors! ...whadaya mean, no bathrooms?!
• But who can paint Like Nature? Can imagination boast, Amid its gay creation, hues like hers?
  -- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Seasons, Spring, Line 465...
• Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.