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Beware the man who fears you.
Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
-- Babbaluche the cobble...
Beware the man who slaps you on the back - he is probably trying to make you cough up something.
Beware the man with white feathers and an orange mouth, for he is a duck in disguise.
Beware the new TTY code!
Beware the one behind you.
Beware the psychopomp
Beware the scurge of the Ice Queen!
Beware the shadows, for they are...ARRGHH!
Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of _____Net!
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