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Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details. -- William Feather, Sr.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us.
He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without havi...
Beware of the minotaur. He's very horny!
Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts.
Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble. -- Matz's warning
Beware of the potion of Nitroglycerine - it's not for the weak of heart.
Beware of the powermonging InterLink Moderators.
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.
Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -- Benjamin Frankli
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