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Beware! The teddy bears of today still carry the vestigial claws of their ancesto
Beware the thirty-first of November.
Beware The TOPIC POLICEMAN!
Beware the wench with scurvy in her bilge.
Beware the wrath of a patient person.
Beware the writer who always encloses the word *reality* in quotation mark
He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you. -- Edward Abbey...
Beware when in the company of yourself since you are a practicing homosapien.
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), "Circle...
Beware! Your brain may no longer be the boss. -- Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong
Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work.
Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn't work....

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