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• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner.
• If you bow at all, bow low. -- Chinese Proverb
• Beware of dark rooms... they might be the morgue.
• Tranquillizers might get you killed.
• You can separate the wheat from the shaft.
• Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs and someone is always pushing your buttons.
  Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks....
• Never fight a monster: you might get killed.