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• Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggi
• Never look up a word you can't spell and never spell a word you can't look up.
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• I say stay away from the miserable people, because misery does love company.
  Just look at a fly strip. You never see a fly stuck there saying, "Go around!...
• Maturity is having the self-confidence and courage to slay dragons no matter how much they look like Barney the Dinosaur.
• Never give up, but know when to quit.
• When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
  When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen....