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• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
  It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin Crisp...
• If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level. -- Laurence J. Pete
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
• Murphy's Advice on Status: Keep up with the Grabowskis .
  . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses....
• Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• Vice is its own reward. -- Quentin Crisp