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MOPHOBIA: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
mophobia, n: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
More are taken in by hope than by cunning. -- Vauvenargue
More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice. -- R.S. Surtee
More people died at Chappaquidick than at 3-mile island.
More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.
MORE SPORTS RESULTS: The Beverly Hills Freudians tied the Chicago Rogerians 0-0 last Saturday night.
More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads.
One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction....
Morris had been down on his luck for months, and, though not a devoutly religious man, had begun to visit the local synagogue to ask God's help.
One week, out of desperation, he prayed, "God, I've bee...
Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

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