Related:

• Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
• It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
• Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
• Lab rats seem to have been bred for cancer hypersensitivity by the medical establishment and the FDA.
  We are the kings and the rats taste our food. -- James Salsman (jps@cat.cmu.edu)...
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....