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Money may not buy happiness, but it sure puts you in a great bargaining position.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
Moneyliness is next to Godliness. -- Andries van Dam
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. -- H.H. Munro
MONOTONY: Marriage to one woman at a time.
MONTANA: A grizzly bear praying for the early arrival of cable television.
MONTANA: Where forty-three below keeps out the riff-raff.
Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California .
moon, n: 1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers.
See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC)....
Moore's Constant: Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
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