Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Marigold: Jealousy Mint: Virute Orange blossom: Your purity equals your loveliness Orchid
Beauty, magnificence Pansy: Thoughts Peach blossom...
Marijuana is nature's way of saying, "Hi!".
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.
-- Lenny Bruce...
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
MARRIAGE: An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing that love.
In short, committment to an institution....
MARRIAGE: Convertible bonds.
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.
-- Vicki Baum...
Marriage causes dating problems.
Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle. -- Edmond Abou
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.

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