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Latin is a language, As dead as can be. First it killed the Romans, And now it's killing me.
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Laugh at your problems: everybody else does.
Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
Laura's Law: No child throws up in the bathroom.
Lavish spending can be disastrous. Don't buy any lavishes for a while.
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