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Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction)
Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color....
Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.
LEO (Jul. 23 to Aug. 22) Your presence, poise, charm and good looks won't even help you today.
Look over your shoulder; an ugly person may be following you....
LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies....
LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore.
Your ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you've got a day coming you wouldn't believe....
Lesbian QOTD: I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. -- Publilius Syru

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