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Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth. -- Oliver Herford
LIBERAL: Someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.
Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into trouble.
Conservatives are better. They never run out on you. -- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo...
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. -- The Best of Will Roge
LIBRA (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22) Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your desire for filthy lucre and a decent meal.
Be gracious and polite. Someone is watching you, so stop stari...
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23) Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but unfortunately you won't be one of them.
Co...
LIE: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, cuz nobody listens.
Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys! -- Ma Barke

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