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Largest Number of Driving Test Failures By April 1970 Mrs.
Miriam Hargrave had failed her test thirty-nine times....
Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
LASER: Failed death ray.
Last guys don't finish nice. -- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all co
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
-- Tommy Coope...
Last night I met upon the stair A little man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today. Gee how I wish he'd go away!...
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.
... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops....
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
Last week's pet, this week's special.
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
.. every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....

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