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• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you!
• I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
• Q. How do you attract a vegetarian? A. Make a noise like a wounded vegetable.
• SMILEY :-D laughing (at you!)
• whales n. See like kicking dead whales down the beach.
• Dealing with the government is like kicking a 300-pound sponge.
  -- Finagle's Law of Government Contracting...
• Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnso