Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Law enforcement officers should use only the minimum force necessary in dealing with disorders when they arise.
-- Richard M. Nixo...
Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.
Law of Continuity: Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom
one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do....
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary...
Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.
Law stands mute in the midst of arms. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws!

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