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Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
Laws of Computer Programming: 1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2. Any given program costs more and takes longer....
LAWSUIT: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage. -- Ambrose Bierce
Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts.
When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names....
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar. -- S.J. Perelma
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare
Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out.
Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
LAZY: Marrying a pregnant woman.

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