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Kludge, n: An ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing whole.
-- Jackson Granholm, "Datamatio...
Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Knights are hardly worth it. I mean, all that shell and so little meat...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether! (ether who?
) Eather Bunny... Yea! [chorus] Yeay! Stay on the Happy side, always on the happy side, Stay on the Happy side of life!...
Knocked, you weren't in. -- Opportunity
Know how to save 5 drowning lawyers? -- No? GOOD!
Know Thy User.
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry N. Camp

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