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• kludge 1. /klooj/ n. Incorrect (though regrettably common) spelling of kluge (US).
  These two words have been confused in American usage since the early 1960s, and widely confounded in Great Britain since the end of World War II....
• Possession, n. The whole of the law.
• The whole is the sum of its parts, plus one or more bugs.
• kludge: /klooj/ or /kluhj/ n. Common (but incorrect) variant of {kluge}, q.
  v. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
  -- Datamation, January 15, 1984...
• Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• hardware, n: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.