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Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. -- George Bernard Shaw
Lackland's Laws: 1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never volunteer for anything.
LACTOMANGULATION: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Frida...
Ladies, here's a hint: If you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.
That's the hardest shot for the well endowed. "I've got to hit ov...
Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one.
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Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.
Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....

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