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Kington's Law of Perforation: If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest part of the paper.
Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved....
Kirk to Enterprise...
Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.
Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
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