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Keep your laws off my body!
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.
Kennedy's Market Theorem: Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.
Kent's Heuristic: Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.
kern, v: 1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear of corn.
2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small, metal object used as part of the monetary system....
KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.
Kettering's Observation: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.
Kill a commy for your mommy.
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