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• To brighten up your boyfriend's evening, sit with him in the dark.
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.
• Images and reflections to brighten my day.
• When leaving taglines, always make sure you have enough ro
• My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
  I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
• A couple beer cans don't worry me. It's those irresponsible ppl.
  who're always leaving their barbed wire, dams, survey stakes, &c....
• Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
  The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....