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I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger than tequila before breakfast.
-- R. Nesso...
I've been in more laps than a napkin. -- Mae We
I've Been Moved!
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Field
I've been on this lonely road so long, Does anybody know where it goes, I remember last time the signs pointed home, A month ago.
-- Carpenters, "Road Ode...
I've been there.
I've built a better model than the one at Data General For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality. My...
I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means.
It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel...
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
I've got a very bad feeling about this. -- Han Solo

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