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• I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means.
  It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel...
• I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even.
  That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce...
• Quote #159 The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this, "What is the use of climbing Mount Everest?
  and my answer must at once be, "It is no use." There is not the slightest prospect of any gain whatsoever....
• If time is money, we are all living beyond our means.
• Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
  -- Andy Capp...
• I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by.
  Legend" means, basically, "bullshit." -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Live...
• Language is a means by which mistakes are propagated.
• If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...