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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock. -- Henny Youngma
I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. -- Stephen Wrigh
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
I've looked at the listing, and it's right! -- Joel Halpern.
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember.
.. Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks....
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel
I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say. -- Calvin Coolidge
I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
-- Keith Richards I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom....
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W.C. Field

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