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It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.
Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to....
It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets another beer. -- Chee
It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh.
It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.
-- Peter Kennedy, chairman of Kraft & Kennedy....
It's very inconvenient to be mortal -- you never know when everything may suddenly stop happening.
I've already told you more than I know.
I've always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.
I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember, when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!

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