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• I know the road, I know where it goes; that's why I'm going so slow...
• It's an anywhere road, for anybody anyhow. Where body how?
• I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.
  ' -- J. R. R. Tolkien -- The Lost Road...
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one
  but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while....
• I used to be forgetful - I don't remember how long ago.
• I had been told I was on the road to hell, but I had no idea it was just a mile down the road with a dome on it.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...