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Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
jogger, n: An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
John Birch Society: That pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morga
JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!! (George and Ringo miffed.)
John the Baptist after poisoning a thief, Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief, Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?
The Commander-in-Ch...
Johnny Carson's Definition: The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
Johnson's law: Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy".
Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses....

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