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Miscellaneous Collections

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Katz' Law: Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
Kaufman's Law: A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. -- Mae We
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp! cries she With silent lips.
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore....
Keep cool, but don't freeze. -- Hellman's Mayonnaise
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee

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