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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.
Join the Navy; sail to far-off exotic lands, meet exciting interesting people, and kill them.
Jones' First Law
Jones' Second Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Joshu: What is the true Way? Nansen: Every way is the true Way.
J: Can I study it? N: The more you study, the further from the Way....
Journalism is literature in a hurry. -- Matthew Arnold
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
Juall's Law on Nice Guys: Nice guys don't always finish la
ometimes they don't finish. Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!...
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.
-- P.G. Wodehouse, "Louder and Funnie...
Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
Pick one. 1: It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake....

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