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In my end is my beginning. -- Mary Stuart, Queen of Sco
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
-- Nancy Banks Smith...
IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences. -- R.G. Ingersoll
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland...
In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension.
In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is; you're what's left.
In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictio...

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