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In just seven days, I can make you a man! -- The Rocky Horror Picture Show [ (and seven nights.
..) Ed.]...
In less than a century, computers will be making substantial progress on .
.. the overriding problem of war and peace. -- James Slagle...
In like a dimwit, out like a light. -- Pogo
In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original. -- Bruto
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.
-- Mark Twai...
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.
-- Thomas Jefferso...
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simo
In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.
It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game....
In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.

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