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• I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." Stephen Bishop
• If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
  I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here....
• I'm So Miserable Without You It's Almost Like Having You Around. -- Kip Addotta
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• It's like those miserable Psalms...they're so depressing!
• As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. -- M. Cartmill...