Related:

• I'm the person your mother warned you about.
• TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day): I'm the person your mother warned you about.
• I am the computer your mother warned you about.
• The BBS your mother warned you about.
• Hi. I'm the tagline your mother warned you about.
• I WARNED you about Clinton!!
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• Do I like getting drunk? Depends on who's doing the drinking. -- Amy Gori